UP Graffiti Reload

Sa FA (Fine Arts) Wall:

“nobody cares”
somebody answered:
“not even the carebares?”
then another:
“not even kier?”
then:
“not even zoren?”
lastly:
“not even zorro?”
all written by different people.

AS (Arts & Sciences Bldg.) chairs:

“push button to eject seatmate”

“push button to eject urself”

“push button to kill teacher.”

“push button to eject teacher”

…..reply: “it’s jammed! We’re doomed!”

AS cubicle:

“Donate your bu*b*l here..” tapos may chewing gum na pagdidikitan…

AS chair :

“you know bobo? bobo is you!”

AS 1st floor CR:

“if you forget the past, then you porget the purious…”

AS 1st floor CR uli:

” Im a simple gay “
tapos me sumagot:
“sira! Dapat ‘Im simple and gay!’ Taga peyups ka ba? duh! “
tapos me sumagot ulit (with matching arrow pa na nakaturo dun sa reply)
“sira ka rin! yung simple is used as an adjective tapos yung gay is used as a noun. kaya ok lang yung simple gay nya!”

CHEM:

Chem chair:

“push button to spray acid on prof’s face.”

Another chem chair:

“You Boron!!!”

BIO:

Bio chair:

“Push cadaver to haunt teacher.”

FO Santos:

“SA MGA NAGTATAPON NG BASURA DITO… bawal.”

ENG’G:

Sa Men’s CR, facing the urinal:

“Hawak ko saking mga kamay ang kinabukasan ng bayan!”
Reply:
“The future you are holding is very small.”

GAB:

sa likod ng armchair sa isang room sa GAB:

“takas ng ward 7”

MATH
:

sa cr sa may math building
:

“SUMAPI SA NPA!”
may sumagot:
“PAANO?”
may sumagot pa:
“MAGFILL UP NG COUPON AT IHULOG SA PINAKAMALAPIT NA DROP BOX SA SUKING TINDAHAN!”

sa math building, sa likod ng isang “teacher’s chair” sa 3rd floor:

“BABALA: asawa ni babalu”

sa math 3rd floor, sa isang upuan uli.

“you’ll NEVER find what you’re looking for”
May nag-reply:
“find x.”

sa math 3rd floor, sa isa pang upuan uli.

nakasulat sa armchair:
“F*CK DA WORLD!”
tas may sumagot:
“F*CK U TOO!
–WORLD”

3rd floor math cr
:

“kaibigan, pagkapatos mong umihi, paki PLUS mo naman, hehehe.”

UPIS

sa loob ng music room:

“maam _______(music prof) boses palaka!”
tas may sumagot
“nakarinig ka na ba ng boses ng palaka”
tas may sumagot uli
“weh”
tas may nag-react uli
“oo, sabi kokak! kokak!”

VINZONS
:

Wall ng vinzons:

“Do not steal. The government hates competition”

men’s cr sa Vinzon’s:

“Remember: the hands that clean this toilet are the same hands that cook your food.”

men’s cr waaaay above the urinal:

“If you can reach this, the fire department wants you!”

NIGS:

sa isang upuan:

“f*ck nigs!”
may nagreply:
“who’s nigs?”

MAIN LIB

Sa isang lamesa ng main lib, filipiniana section:

“UP STUDENTS HAS BECOME PATETHIC”
tapos may sumagot…
” mali pang grammar at spelling mo, halatang di ka taga UP”

KALAI:

nietzsche-“god is dead”
God- “Nietzsche is dead!”

Shopping Center:

sa labas ng PNB:

“in case of emergency break ass and push butt”

sa girls’ CR:

“Bawal ang vandal Dito!… Mommy said: First Aid Terramycin”

sa girls’ CR uli:

“My boyfriend and I had sex and now I’m pregnant”
Reply:
“Pray to God.”

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6 thoughts on “UP Graffiti Reload

  1. vanessa mendoza June 5, 2008 at 11:56 am Reply

    sa peyups.com to di ba? ang galing nacompile mo yung pnaka nakakatawa. hahaha!isa nga lng yung pang UP manila, ung takas ng ward 7. sana mas madami.

  2. KIKAY KATITAY June 5, 2008 at 3:36 pm Reply

    :)) ashteeeg! :))flashback sa'ken 'to :)) may nakasulat sa table sa nutrilab ng school, "akin lang si ___ (full name ng guy)". reply, "mang-aagaw ka, akin kaya sya. sinulot mo lang". ang haba ng thread nila & per day nadadagdagan, halata talagang 2 lang sila ang nag-aaway. so sumulat din ako, "excuse me, akin kaya sya, ginagamit lang nya kayo." =)) tapos mas lalo silang nagalit! =)) =)) kung ano2 sinabi, like "kung sino ka man ginagamit ka lang nya… oh ano meet tayo tatlo para matapos na… he's mine" etc etc. =)) kakatawa super! pero i didn't reply na. pero super katawa ang conclusion,Girl 1: i think it's time for me to let him go, di lang pala tayong dalawa ang ginamit nya, may 3rd pa. who knows, meron pa from other schools.Girl 2: yeah.. bye, ___ (name ng guy)=)) wahahahahaha!! =)) ooopsss.. bungangera tlg ako! =))

  3. Jean Monique Sanchez June 5, 2008 at 5:35 pm Reply

    Actually, matagal na tong nasa email ko. Hehe. Mga 2 years ago na. 😀 Eh ayon, nakita ko lang ulit sa email ko kaya naisipan kong ipost dahil nakakatawa talaga sya! Hahaha! :DMaghahanap pa ko ng iba… Post ko sa susunod. :DSana mas marami ngang lumabas na UPM-related. ^__^

  4. Jean Monique Sanchez June 5, 2008 at 5:38 pm Reply

    Wahahaha! I find that super hilarious! :DI cannot believe may ganyang thread in graffiti! Sino kaya ang guy na yan? Hahahaha! Ano naman kaya reaction nya? Lolz.

  5. KIKAY KATITAY June 6, 2008 at 3:52 am Reply

    wehehehe! naku di ko rin kilala :)) siguro ang laki ng tenga nya :))

  6. Jean Monique Sanchez June 6, 2008 at 11:15 am Reply

    Ahahaha! Nakakatawa talaga yan. 😛 Pag nagkaron ng ganyang thread sa freedom wall namin, gagayahin kita. 😛

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