"Monique" as defined in the Urban Dictionary

Note: This is not a joke… Although I wish the last definition was. Anyway, you can get yours at Urban Dictionary. I set in bold those which I think applies to me. Hehe. ^__^

1. When someone is sarcastic and infuriating, yet you still love them to bits.

“Hows your new girlfriend?”
“She SO monique!”

2. A traditional name for a very beautiful young lady. She is found in very rare numbers within the Canterbury region in Aoteroa. Sporting a beautiful tan and an amazing personality. Monique is a fantastic person to be around and in the company of. Only the luckiest guy ever gets to be in the presence of Monique.

“Dogg, who’s your girl?”
“She’s Monique”
“You are one lucky S.O.B, she is smokin’ ”
“Tell me something I don’t know!!!”

3. A really hot girl who is the best kind of girl for relationships. She IS a HUGE F-L-I-R-T, I mean she flirts with every known person on earth, man or woman, doesnt matter to her. But that’s ok, because everyone still loves her to death. Except her haters, who no one really cares about.

Gosh, that monique girl is just so hot, I wish she could be my girlfriend.

That monique girl can dance so well, she must be a like whore. (haters)

Bob: That monique girl was all over me in sci, hope this means she likes me.
Ju: Don’t get your hopes up on her, there are so many boys who want her…

4. Usually known as “french whore” or a transvestite when you want a person in a film to act like a whore or a transvestite you usualy call her Monique.

I think that’s a man, OMG it’s a Monique.
– Mom I think I’m a lesbian, but you’re name is not Monique?

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4 thoughts on “"Monique" as defined in the Urban Dictionary

  1. KIKAY KATITAY June 9, 2008 at 2:51 am Reply

    (O_o) grabeh naman. :))wow ha, ashteeeg πŸ˜€ ano pala meaning ng S.O.B.? ?_?

  2. KIKAY KATITAY June 9, 2008 at 3:04 am Reply

    Tried mine, Moe. didn't like it. Katrina is for hurricane and some nasty definitions. While Kate is defined mostly as me as a sex object (O_x). pffft… kinarir? =)) hahahaha!

  3. Jean Monique Sanchez June 9, 2008 at 7:37 am Reply

    Hahaha. Oo nga eh. May ganito pala no? :sSOB means son of a b*tch.

  4. Jean Monique Sanchez June 9, 2008 at 7:38 am Reply

    Aww… ano kasi yon eh. User-submitted definitions kasi yon. Hehe.Try mo post! πŸ˜€

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