Top Ten Rejection Lines by Women (and what they actually mean…)

10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in “Deliverance.”)
9. There’s a slight difference in our ages. (You are one jurassic geezer.)
8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way. (You are the ugliest dork I’ve ever laid eyes upon.)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don’t want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I’m seeing.)
6. I’ve got a boyfriend (who’s really my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry’s).
5. I don’t date men where I work. (Hey, bud, I wouldn’t even date you if you were in the same ‘solar system’, much less the same building.)
4. It’s not you, it’s me. (It’s not me, it’s you.)
3. I’m concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
2. I’m celibate. (I’ve sworn off only men like you.)
…and the number 1 rejection line given by women (and what it actually means)
1. Let’s be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It’s that male perspective thing.)

The male perspective on the same issue …

Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean…)

10. I think of you as a sister. (You’re ugly.)
9. There’s a slight difference in our ages. (You’re ugly.)
8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way. (You’re ugly.)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (You’re ugly.)
6. I’ve got a girlfriend. (You’re ugly.)
5. I don’t date women where I work. (You’re ugly.)
4. It’s not you, it’s me. (You’re ugly.)
3. I’m concentrating on my career. (You’re ugly.)
2. I’m celibate. (You’re ugly.)
…and the number 1 rejection line given by men (and what it actually means…)
1. Let’s be friends. (You’re sinfully ugly.)

Lesson for this day: Good lessons are not directly taught, they are felt. However, despite the goodness of the lesson, efforts to teach are futile to those who are numb.

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2 thoughts on “Top Ten Rejection Lines by Women (and what they actually mean…)

  1. KIKAY KATITAY June 16, 2008 at 8:15 pm Reply

    i strongly disagree X_X

  2. Jean Monique Sanchez June 17, 2008 at 6:04 am Reply

    Oo nga eh. We girls have a reason… Hehe. Our OWN reason. πŸ˜›

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