Bob Ong Love Quotes

I don’t really think he said all of these… Hehe. But they’re circulating nationwide (just like the Doraemon quotes). 😀

Read on…

“Gamitin ang puso para alagaan ang taong malapit sayo. Gamitin ang utak para alagaan ang sarili mo.”

“Huwag mong bitawan ang bagay na hindi mo kayang makitang hawak ng iba.”

“Huwag mong hawakan kung alam mong bibitawan mo lang.”

“Huwag na huwag ka hahawak kapag alam mong may hawak ka na.”

“Parang elevator lang yan eh, bakit mo pagsisiksikan ung sarili mo kung walang pwesto para sayo. Eh meron naman hagdan, ayaw mo lang pansinin.”

“Kung maghihintay ka nang lalandi sayo, walang mangyayari sa buhay mo… Dapat  lumandi ka din.”

“Pag may mahal ka at ayaw sayo, hayaan mo. Malay mo sa mga susunod na araw ayaw mo na din sa kanya, naunahan ka lang.”

“Hiwalayan na kung di ka na masaya. Walang gamot sa tanga kundi pagkukusa.”

“Pag hindi ka mahal ng mahal mo wag ka magreklamo. Kasi may mga tao rin na di mo mahal pero mahal ka… Kaya quits lang.”

“Bakit ba ayaw matulog ng mga bata sa tanghali? alam ba nilang pag natuto silang umibig e hindi na sila makakatulog kahit gusto nila?”

“Hindi lungkot o takot ang mahirap sa pag-iisa kundi ang pagtanggap na sa bilyon-bilyong tao sa mundo, wala man lang nakipaglaban upang makasama ka.”

“Kung hindi mo mahal ang isang tao, wag ka nang magpakita ng motibo para mahalin ka nya…”

“Lahat naman ng tao sumeseryoso pag tinamaan ng pagmamahal. Yun nga lang, hindi lahat matibay para sa temptasyon.”

“Kung nagmahal ka ng taong di dapat at nasaktan ka, wag mong sisihin ang puso mo. Tumitibok lang yan para mag-supply ng dugo sa katawan mo. Ngayon, kung magaling ka sa anatomy at ang sisisihin mo naman ay ang hypothalamus mo na kumokontrol ng emotions mo, mali ka pa rin! Bakit? Utang na loob! Wag mong isisi sa body organs mo ang mga sama ng loob mo sa buhay! Tandaan mo: magiging masaya ka lang kung matututo kang tanggapin na hindi ang puso, utak, atay o bituka mo ang may kasalanan sa lahat ng nangyari sayo,  kundi IKAW mismo!”

“Kung dalawa ang mahal mo, piliin mo yung pangalawa. Kasi hindi ka naman magmamahal ng iba kung mahal mo talaga yung una.”
“Hindi porke’t madalas mong ka-chat, kausap sa telepono, kasama sa mga lakad o ka-text ng wantusawa eh may gusto sayo at magkakatuluyan kayo. Meron lang talagang mga taong sadyang friendly, sweet, flirt, malandi, pa-fall o paasa.”
“Huwag magmadali sa babae o lalaki. Tatlo, lima, sampung taon, mag-iiba ang pamantayan mo at maiisip mong hindi pala tamang pumili ng kapareha dahil lang maganda o nakakalibog ito. Totong mas mahalaga ang kalooban ng tao higit sa anuman. Sa paglipas ng panahon, maging ang mga crush ng bayan nagmumukha ding pandesal, maniwala ka.”
“Minsan kahit ikaw ang nakaschedule, kailangan mo pa rin maghintay, kasi hindi ikaw ang priority.”
“Mahirap pumapel sa buhay ng tao. Lalo na kung hindi ikaw yung bida sa script na pinili nya.”
“Alam mo ba kung gaano kalayo ang pagitan ng dalawang tao pag nagtalikuran na sila? Kailangan mong libutin ang buong mundo para lang makaharap ulit ang taong tinalikuran mo.”
“Mas mabuting mabigo sa paggawa ng isang bagay kesa magtagumpay sa paggawa ng wala.”
“Hindi lahat ng kaya mong intindihin ay katotohan, at hindi lahat ng hindi mo kayang intindihin ay kasinungalingan.”
“Pakawalan mo yung mga bagay na nakakasakit sa iyo kahit na pinasasaya ka nito. Wag mong hintayin ang araw na sakit na lang ang nararamdaman mo at iniwan ka na ng kasiyahan mo.”
“Ang pag-ibig parang imburnal… nakakatakot mahulog… at kapag nahulog ka, it’s either by accident or talagang tanga ka…”
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111 thoughts on “Bob Ong Love Quotes

  1. laura tingson October 12, 2008 at 1:31 pm Reply

    gsto ko matawa kaso seryoso tlga cia ehhahahahaaha

  2. Jean Monique Sanchez October 12, 2008 at 1:35 pm Reply

    Hehehe. Oo nga eh. Funny lang talaga quotes na to. :DFunny but makes sense.

  3. KIKAY KATITAY October 12, 2008 at 2:19 pm Reply

    very, very true & at the same very, very hilarious! =))

  4. k t i n e :) October 12, 2008 at 3:41 pm Reply

    re-post ka ah 😀 thanks. ^^

  5. Jean Monique Sanchez October 12, 2008 at 9:11 pm Reply

    Onga eh…Kakaiba talaga si Bob Ong. 😀

  6. Jean Monique Sanchez October 12, 2008 at 9:12 pm Reply

    Sure. You're welcome! 😀

  7. Sarah Yasmin October 12, 2008 at 9:36 pm Reply

    ang gaganda ng mga quotes! hehe. medyo may humor nga siya pero totoo! changed my layout again monique! =D haha! comment ka ha! xoxo

  8. Jean Monique Sanchez October 12, 2008 at 9:37 pm Reply

    Thanks Sarah. 😀 Quotes really show his character, they're sooo "Bob Ong"-ish. 😀

  9. \wilmar / October 12, 2008 at 10:02 pm Reply

    la akong macomment eh… cant relate.. ahehehe

  10. Jean Monique Sanchez October 12, 2008 at 10:10 pm Reply

    Ahahaha. Yeah right!

  11. michiko antonio January 30, 2009 at 8:13 am Reply

    nice nmn mga quotes ate.. lam muh gngawa kong shoutout mga quotes n bob ong s fs ko,, pwd mglagay k p ng madami,?? araw araw kc ko ng papalit ng shoutout e. thanks.. & more powe.!!

  12. Jean Monique Sanchez January 30, 2009 at 7:52 pm Reply

    Hi! 🙂 Yan lang kasi ang meron ako right now eh. 🙂 Sure, I'll post more pag meron na ulit. 😀

  13. eunice cajucom March 12, 2009 at 9:48 pm Reply

    aztig..i think diz can help mii muv on sa x-boipren q

  14. Jean Monique Sanchez March 12, 2009 at 10:49 pm Reply

    Aww… I hope so. 🙂 Good luck to you. 🙂

  15. ardie villanueva April 1, 2009 at 9:36 am Reply

    Wew Wala naba bago nyan,, puro nalng ba ganyan wala ma i dagdag…. mag isip naman kau ng sarili nyu.. idol nyu c bob ong kaya dapat marunung din kau gumawa ng mga funny quotes 2lad nyan……(Mahirap mag mahal.. pero mas mahirap kung d mo cnubukan kung pano magmahal) tsk tsk

  16. ardie villanueva April 1, 2009 at 9:50 am Reply

    e2 Jokes's… My isang Rugby Boy 2mawid sa Highway..Lumalangoy sa kalsada kc nga bangag sa rugby……e2 naman ngaun ung traffic inforcer nakita ung rugby boi na lumalangoy habang 2matawid..kumuha ng ba2ta ung traffic inforcer SINAGWAG ngaun traffic inforcer..ADIK din pla ung traffic inforcer…sinagwan eh………….Yeah Rock you….

  17. ardie villanueva April 1, 2009 at 9:53 am Reply

    add naman new accnt q ko po kc eh kya wala me contact…tnx e2 po pla cntactko..angeldevil666.multiply.com

  18. ardie villanueva April 1, 2009 at 9:53 am Reply

    ok kaya po pa add dn sa fs> ofilanda@yahoo.com.ph…..tnx

  19. Jean Monique Sanchez April 2, 2009 at 8:56 pm Reply

    In the words of Kuya Ganch, ODK.

  20. mudra bakulaw April 23, 2009 at 4:02 pm Reply

    hipoh..

  21. mudra bakulaw April 23, 2009 at 4:02 pm Reply

    1st time q popanu ba 2?

  22. mudra bakulaw April 23, 2009 at 4:03 pm Reply

    help me guyzzz…

  23. mudra bakulaw April 23, 2009 at 4:03 pm Reply

    wake up guyzzz…

  24. Jean Monique Sanchez April 23, 2009 at 9:27 pm Reply

    With what? Stop spamming. 😀

  25. frances anne garces April 29, 2009 at 1:03 pm Reply

    ..he rOckz.! tagOs tlaga. hehe 😀

  26. Jean Monique Sanchez April 29, 2009 at 1:43 pm Reply

    I know! 🙂

  27. pepcOrn linde May 19, 2009 at 2:41 pm Reply

    kea nga tagos..talaga…lalu na kum sa mismong libro mo talaga mababasa….i was reading all his books

  28. Jean Monique Sanchez May 21, 2009 at 6:01 pm Reply

    Really? 🙂

  29. PAULO PINEDA May 22, 2009 at 2:26 am Reply

    wow ang gaganda talaga ng mga kowts ni bob Ong …,,,, idol kita hooohhung isa nya nga na kowts ginawa kong shoutout sa friendster ehh kakatuwa kasi like ex:Pare, isa kang totoong tao at walang halong kasinungalingan. In English, FACT you, pare. Totoo ka. In English, FACT you!" hahha the best ka !!!!!!!

  30. PAULO PINEDA May 22, 2009 at 2:37 am Reply

    your the best BOB ONG

  31. Jean Monique Sanchez May 25, 2009 at 10:27 am Reply

    Hehe.. I know. He's very witty! And funny! Patok sa Filipinos! 🙂

  32. sherelyn duran May 25, 2009 at 7:26 pm Reply

    ang ganda ng message nya noh?!

  33. Jean Monique Sanchez May 25, 2009 at 8:28 pm Reply

    Yes. 🙂

  34. judy anne ventura June 9, 2009 at 1:16 am Reply

    i love bob ong so mats

  35. judy anne ventura June 9, 2009 at 1:19 am Reply

    wow! i Love bOb oNg so mats..ü

  36. iza barumbado June 10, 2009 at 1:53 pm Reply

    tagos lagi mga kowts..awts..pro 22o..

  37. † Flehn-iCarUz † aLmosura June 12, 2009 at 3:07 am Reply

    ••GRABE K bob oNG…..GRaBE UTAK MU…HANEP K MAG-ICP…hay…

  38. alyssa jimenez June 20, 2009 at 10:12 pm Reply

    -WO0O TAGOS TO KAY BOYPREN. THANKS Y HELP ME A LOT. wala na bang iba?

  39. janile de los santos June 23, 2009 at 7:41 pm Reply

    haii …gnda ng mga kowts ..txk2;)

  40. louie banguis July 2, 2009 at 9:10 pm Reply

    cute mga comment kakatouch ahhehehhehe…..

  41. fhenie Araneta July 7, 2009 at 4:14 pm Reply

    ganda talga ng qoutes ni bob ong.. ahehemeaning ful..

  42. Christian Rivera July 8, 2009 at 6:07 pm Reply

    know what…i love it…promise

  43. rose ann dela cruz July 12, 2009 at 10:54 am Reply

    thanks sa pag post. tagal ko ng hinahanap ito

  44. andrew erazo July 16, 2009 at 5:01 pm Reply

    i love da one who did dis..mwuapps./..

  45. jhun mar larona July 16, 2009 at 5:57 pm Reply

    darn luvable

  46. dhianne hilario July 18, 2009 at 4:22 pm Reply

    wow heavy!!!!!galing moh talaga

  47. katherine perocho July 22, 2009 at 3:38 pm Reply

    haha.. love it

  48. Eugene Geronimo August 2, 2009 at 4:49 pm Reply

    hehe.ang ganda

  49. Jean Monique Sanchez August 5, 2009 at 4:41 pm Reply

    Hi everyone! 🙂 Added new ones… enjoy!

  50. jaydee iyog August 15, 2009 at 9:34 am Reply

    salamat poh ng marami ^_^

  51. ana cristina alviar August 26, 2009 at 6:48 pm Reply

    how nice …

  52. Mark Celvin Macapagal August 27, 2009 at 12:38 pm Reply

    lolsz .. aha ilabet indeed .. **

  53. christine ubusan September 3, 2009 at 9:27 pm Reply

    ahmm..ate blossom017…….ak0h nga poh pla c christine..:]hehehe..kase p0h my tanung lng p0h sana ak0h..hehe..hintayin k0h nlng p0h ung sgot nyo kung pdeng humingi ng tulong..geh p0h!!:]bisitahin k0h p0h 2ng page na 2 arw-arw..hintay k0h p0h sagot nyo!!:]tenkx p0h..

  54. christine ubusan September 3, 2009 at 9:29 pm Reply

    hello p0h..ahmm..ate blossom..kase p0h..tanung lng..kung pde p0h buh humingi ng tulong?..hehehe..kase p0h.litong-lito na p0h akoh ee..hehehehehehe..geh p0h..hintayin k0h p0h ung permiso nyo..geh p0h!!!:]

  55. Jean Monique Sanchez September 3, 2009 at 11:17 pm Reply

    Hi! 🙂 What is it about? 🙂

  56. christine ubusan September 5, 2009 at 12:10 pm Reply

    ..

  57. chloie blacer September 9, 2009 at 11:33 pm Reply

    hi po

  58. liezel raiizeru September 16, 2009 at 10:58 am Reply

    haha nice

  59. Arvee Fronda September 17, 2009 at 6:50 pm Reply

    .."fUn po0 akue ni mR b0b 0ng!!, go0d woRk p0o!!, sAna m0re p0wer pRa sA inYong b0oks!!, mEon aQue r2 naH tIttLe,,> "bKit d nLa kiLalA aqUe!!"'dBa d kA nlA kilALa?, hEhehe!!, tNx sA mGandA mong b0oks!!, g0od j0b..!!,FROM: tAguig,maniLa.., mArlon mElla!!, ..+"rsT_925"+..

  60. karen lazaro September 26, 2009 at 9:38 am Reply

    haha! auz!:)

  61. jOiT=] bonifacio October 1, 2009 at 3:34 pm Reply

    wow.. may nag post pla nito ehehe.. bti nlng nhnp q.. hihi.. thanks.:D

  62. NiGASHAKiMi*o9 BFF'S ! October 5, 2009 at 6:48 pm Reply

    WOW .. dami mong comments .. panuh b magkaroon ng gnian karami ? dami mo fans e !

  63. mj san juan October 25, 2009 at 9:12 pm Reply

    ang ganda ng quotes noh….peroh mas magandah kah sah lahat…..alah bang bagoh…..lagay kah din ng bagong pic.. moh huh?????????

  64. mae concillado October 31, 2009 at 7:54 pm Reply

    ahaha im also fan of bob ong kya lng sglit q lng nilapag ung yellow buk (bkit bligtad mag basa mga pilipino), sa robinson dnampot na agd amf

  65. ♥ A N E L L E ♥ lorayes October 31, 2009 at 11:52 pm Reply

    Astig tlaga si bob ong! Suupppeeerrr!

  66. crizii lopez November 4, 2009 at 8:11 pm Reply

    nice nice ! funny but true !

  67. crizii lopez November 4, 2009 at 8:12 pm Reply

    bkit gnun ? kahit ganu ko nasaktan ung taong yun .. binalikan nya prin ako

  68. cheralyn reyes November 9, 2009 at 9:54 pm Reply

    ui…ang gnada ng mga kowts ni bob ong..my sense..khit baduy ok lng..ka2 inpired..

  69. daniel morales November 20, 2009 at 1:55 pm Reply

    … w000w !! gatzbii pare ? ang galing … anLupet mu . ~~ kae-Lib pare .. hmm ,

  70. charles salamat November 20, 2009 at 10:32 pm Reply

    sarap mgbasa lalo qng bigo ka,,,

  71. charles salamat November 20, 2009 at 10:33 pm Reply

    hay pgbigo nga naman,,saket sa ulo

  72. longlong oremor December 3, 2009 at 11:53 pm Reply

    sabi ng magulang kohwag daw ako magsasalita pag wala akong magandang sasabihin…hahahhahhaha…BY: BOB LONG…hahahahha=p

  73. longlong oremor December 3, 2009 at 11:54 pm Reply

    wag kang magsasalita pag wala kang magandang sasabihin…hahahha…=pBY: BOB LONG..hahahaha=p

  74. longlong oremor December 3, 2009 at 11:55 pm Reply

    hirap maging bigo sa pag-ibig

  75. jet flag December 7, 2009 at 1:48 pm Reply

    uy ung isa jan phiram ah.. i post q sa friendster q.. phiram lng aman.. blik q din.. remember "qng yaw mu iphiram hwag mong ipkita" tama?!..

  76. Justine Joy Baricuatro December 10, 2009 at 3:25 pm Reply

    "Kung hindi mo mahal ang isang tao, wag ka nang magpakita ng motibo para mahalin ka nya…"tama !pero bkt pinapakit pa din nya ..lalo lang tuloy ako nahuhulog ..=[

  77. kristine gedraga December 24, 2009 at 11:04 pm Reply

    ♥♥gus2 q mging kgya n bob ong,kea lng naicp q nd pla pde….♥♥ang glng nia tlga..ang dmi niang naiinspired..♥♥IBANG KLASE!!!!

  78. joan jalbuena December 25, 2009 at 4:10 pm Reply

    gusto ko yong mga kowtz nya..

  79. john felarca January 4, 2010 at 10:22 pm Reply

    hehe…ganda ng mga quotes…kaso awkward ba para sakin na mas magustuhan yung mga usapin na ganito kesa sa usaping barako at mga usaping bastos?

  80. francis arañas January 22, 2010 at 9:13 am Reply

    bob ong tao ka ba talaga??

  81. francis arañas January 22, 2010 at 9:14 am Reply

    bob ong tao ka ba talaga??

  82. Randall Anthony Rodriguez January 24, 2010 at 1:42 pm Reply

    astig…isa kang henyo sa larangan ng pagsusulat

  83. jaymarc bargola January 27, 2010 at 12:18 pm Reply

    idol…yan ang buhay..haha

  84. Randall Anthony Rodriguez January 27, 2010 at 4:37 pm Reply

    pa add naman..rave_master_rain@yaho.com d2 sa multiply hehehe

  85. edria din January 29, 2010 at 3:03 pm Reply

    grabe super galing m0h talaga

  86. gerah perez February 5, 2010 at 9:20 pm Reply

    hmmmmm.. marami na yan narinig q.. but iba ka xa knila.. cge.. ipagpatuloy mu lng… good job… hehe

  87. gerah perez February 5, 2010 at 9:23 pm Reply

    hi……….

  88. gerah perez February 5, 2010 at 9:25 pm Reply

    astig ahhh….

  89. gerah perez February 5, 2010 at 9:33 pm Reply

    elow PEople.. wazaaaap…

  90. agustin arjona February 14, 2010 at 5:15 am Reply

    ano daw??????????????????

  91. budok gitarista February 18, 2010 at 5:17 pm Reply

    ayos yan..

  92. salcedo rebualos February 22, 2010 at 4:11 pm Reply

    naks sbrang gnda nman tlga ntong bob ong!!!guys srap mgbsa kakilig!!!nta2maan aq dun s mga ibang quotes ah!!!nka2touch tlga as in superlicious haha!!!!mur books p sna ung lmbas bob ong!!!super gnds po tlga promis!!!!

  93. honey turreda February 28, 2010 at 9:13 pm Reply

    ito'y nagbibigay inpormasyon sa atin na syang nag sasaad sa atin na hnd dapat laging ang puso upang ikay magng matatag dapat matuto kang magng praktkal sa buhay mu at iyon ang tama lalo't tama ang dapt na mangyari………..

  94. jayson magat March 4, 2010 at 1:15 am Reply

    ..aus..msyado seryoso..hek:)

  95. mae valmores March 7, 2010 at 7:24 pm Reply

    .' hmpf grabe tlaga .. sa simpleng salita dme kahulugan

  96. rexie lozada March 12, 2010 at 7:35 pm Reply

    sana may mga bagong ibang quotes kasi ang ganda talaga niya…….

  97. macky macoy March 17, 2010 at 7:57 pm Reply

    lov it!

  98. coco deniega March 18, 2010 at 8:53 pm Reply

    bob ong,, nka2relate ako sa mga qoutes mu,, sobrang patama sken,,, slamat,, sna mas madai pang qoutes n dmating,,,

  99. joselito cruz March 29, 2010 at 4:30 pm Reply

    sa totoo lang nakakatawa sya na seryoso…pero may sense…idol kita!dapat itawag sayo "Father of the Modern Writers"Magaling, magaling..goood job.

  100. ghabby garcia March 31, 2010 at 2:57 pm Reply

    super galing tlaga!!! sarap pakinngan!!!

  101. Isa Principe April 15, 2010 at 10:18 pm Reply

    ………………….(:):

  102. jasmine tangente April 25, 2010 at 11:01 am Reply

    bob ong gawa ka pa ng maraming kowts para masaya..,,

  103. johnny lumsit June 13, 2010 at 11:27 am Reply

    ayos 2,, lol

  104. zarrah :) valenzuela bacani July 17, 2010 at 2:15 pm Reply

    "Huwag magmadali sa babae o lalaki. Tatlo, lima, sampung taon, mag-iiba ang pamantayan mo at maiisip mong hindi pala tamang pumili ng kapareha dahil lang maganda o nakakalibog ito. Totong mas mahalaga ang kalooban ng tao higit sa anuman. Sa paglipas ng panahon, maging ang mga crush ng bayan nagmumukha ding pandesal, maniwala ka." – TAMA 😀 haha ' i love this 🙂 woot woot ^^

  105. french kelly martinez August 12, 2010 at 7:17 pm Reply

    ahaha i really love bob ongs' quotes, lage nga lang aqoe sapul! OLWEIZ naka2relate, common or i should say dominating problems (this is where the quotes all about) but un till now too difficult to resolve! huhu

  106. pedz arcibal August 23, 2010 at 10:57 am Reply

    weeee 😛

  107. pedz arcibal August 23, 2010 at 10:58 am Reply

    iloveyou 😀

  108. rhen nava August 31, 2010 at 2:00 pm Reply

    ang galing baka pd pang DAMIhan?

  109. Shiela Riza Paguiligan November 27, 2010 at 10:57 pm Reply

    bka d muh p nrransan kya d k nkkrelatelike me!haha

  110. kristine jainar January 20, 2011 at 5:07 pm Reply

    im happy… thanks for the special guy ERIC RIVERA who introduced me to bob ong,his a big fan of bob ong and got his books very true indeed with his qoutes and veeerrrryy filipinomybe instead of buying packs of yosi better buy his books and get a gooood laugh ahahahawhat you think guys???

  111. kristine jainar January 20, 2011 at 5:12 pm Reply

    simpleng banat pero hembigat…"Hiwalayan na kung di ka na masaya. Walang gamot sa tanga kundi pagkukusa."at hiyang hiya me sapul tlga ahahahaadd me to your millions of fans now bob ong

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